An elderly couple have been dating for a few months and have finally decided it was time to be married. Before the wedding, they meet over dinner to discuss the various aspects of marriage such as finance, housing etc. The old man then decides to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"What are your thoughts on sex?" He asked cautiously.
"Well" She replied carefully. "I would like it infrequently".
The old man sits their for a moment before giving her a small smile.
"Is that one word or two?"
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