... The man is called back to see the doctor while the wife waits in the lobby.
He sits down on the table and the doctor says
"Nice to see you again, how have your BM's been?"
"No complaints there doc" the man replies.
"And your joints?"
"Still spryer than you!" The old man throws back.
"Ok" says the doctor, with a smile. "And one last question, are you still sexually active?"
The old man thinks for a second and says " hold on, let me ask my wife."
The old man walks out to the waiting area and shouts across the room: "hey Margie, are we still sexually active?"
And Margie shouts back:"how many times do I have to tell you? We have blue cross blue shield!"
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