... After 60 years of marriage. The lawyer they meet with prepares all the paperwork but stops before handing it to the couple to sign and asks;
"By all means I can let you do this, but please let me know why? Why after over half a century of happy marriage would you want to end it now? What could ruin such a long streak of love?"
"Well," replies the wife, "we wanted to wait until the kids were dead."
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