An awkward Freudian slip

Two guys were chatting at work during a coffee break and the first one started telling about his morning:

"*Oh man, I said a horrible Freudian slip at the lobby*" he started.

"*What do you mean by Freudian slip*" the other asked.

The first guy goes on: "*well, I was rushing to the elevators and there was this gorgeous busty woman already in the elevator. I meant to shout 'could you hold the lifts for me please' to her but I accidentally shouted 'could you hold the tits for me please'. So Freudian slip is when you accidentally slip something like that*".

"*Ah, I understand!*" the other guy said with a realization. "*I was having breakfast with my wife this morning, and I meant to say 'could you pass the sugar, my dear?' but I accidentally said 'you have ruined my whole life you filthy bitch'*".

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