The bartender asked "What the hell are you doing? And why are you wearing that Medieval-Era suit of armor?"
The knight replied, "Not sure, but I feel as though I was being used as the set-up to a piss-poor joke."
The bartender, collecting his thoughts, asked the knight "Well, would you like a drink sir?"
The knight agreed, and asked the bartender for a very specific brand of whiskey.
"I'm sorry," replied the bartender, "I don't think we sell that here."
The knight then asked, "Can you check, mate?"
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