Suddenly, the plane engine goes out and they start to fall. All of the passengers are thrown out of the plane with parachutes except the pilot, an atheist, and a Christian.
The pilot says, "We only have two parachutes left, one of you have to jump without one."
The Christian says, "Give me the parachute! I still haven't finished spreading the word of God to people!"
The atheist says, "Give me the parachute! I still have my whole life ahead of me, and if I die, that's it!"
The pilot thinks to himself and nods, then says, "I just thought of a way to save all of us!" and he pushes the Christian out of the plane without a parachute.
The atheist says, "How is that going to save him?!"
And the pilot replies, "Don't worry, Christians don't believe in gravity!"
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