An atheist, an agnostic and a Cristian walk up to a church.

Many people are gathered around the church looking up, and when asked say that the bells on the church had just rung and were very pretty. The atheist denies that the bells rang because he didn't hear them and couldn't see the inside of the bells. The agnostic acknowledges this, but notes that the bells may have rung, due to a lack of evidence against this theory. They both look around for the Cristian, but he left already. He was beating up others who disagreed with what the bells sounded like.

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