A man walks in and approaches the counter
"Hello, wow artisan loose leaf tea eh?"he says
"Oh yes" replies the owner "I though this area could do with some proper tea"
"Proper tea" the man says thoughtfully "yes I agree! A cup of Assam to go please!"
The owner makes the Assam and hands it to the man.
"That'll be two fifty sir"
But the man has taken his tea and is heading to the door
"Hey! Where do you think your going!?" Cries the owner
"I'm not paying for this" The man says calmly "Don't you know, proper tea is theft!"
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