A female passanger jumps up and frantically announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks. "Is there anyone on this plane man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says. "Here, iron this!".
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