An Arab man was walking really quickly through an airport because he was about to miss his flight. Along the way the security yelled "wait wait!" Because he passed a checkpoint without stopping
An Arab man was walking really quickly through an airport because he was about to miss his flight. Along the way the security yelled "wait wait!" Because he passed a checkpoint without stopping
He turned around briefly and yelled "60KG!"and then ran off to catch his plane.
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