An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along. What'll ya have? he asked. Oh, I don't know. The same as you, I suppose, she replied. So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one gulp. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spit it out. Yuck, that's nasty poison! she spluttered. I don't know how you can drink this stuff! Well, there you go, cried the husband. And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!
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