An American tourist is visiting a small town in Spain and watches a bullfight. Afterwards, he dines at the finest restaurant in town. He watches as a rich patron is ceremoniously presented with his chosen dish. Intrigued, he asks his waiter why there is such a commotion around this dish. "The dish is the testicles of the bull that lost today," the waiter replied, "and they are considered an honor and a delicacy."
The American sightsees the next day, then eagerly returns to the restaurant to order the fancy dish himself. He wait a while before, with great fanfare, a much smaller dish is brought out and presented to him. "Waiter, why is this dish so... different? So small?," he asks. The waiter curtly replies, "the bullfighter lost this time."
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