An American man walks into a bar and as he sits down he overhears the conversation of the two women sitting next to him, speaking with British-sounding accents. He turns and asks, "Excuse me ma'am, that's a lovely accent, are you women from England?" The women instantly looked disgusted. One of them quickly and angrily replied "Wales, you idiot!" The man apologetically replied, "I'm sorry, are you whales from England?"
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