The flight attendant asks the gentlemen what they want to drink.
The American says "I want a whiskey"
The German says "I want a Jagermiester"
The Russian said "I want a vodka"
"And for you?" says the flight attendant to the Muslim
"Nothing I'll be driving soon"
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