An American, German, and British soldier are captured by cannibals.

An American, German, and British soldier are captured by cannibals. The cannibals say, "We're going to kill you, eat you, use your bones to make tools and your skin to make canoes. You get to choose the way you want to die."

The British solder asks for a musket from the American revolutionary war. The cannibals don't have one, so they send off for it and the British solder lives six more months while they wait for the musket. The British soldier shoots himself and the cannibals eat him, use his bones for tools and his skin for canoes.

The German soldier asks for a Ruger used in WWII. The cannibals don't have one, so they send off for it. The German soldier lives six more months while they wait for the Ruger. The German soldier shoots himself and the cannibals eat him, use his bones for tools and his skin for canoes.

The cannibals ask the American soldier how he wants to die. He asks for a fork. The cannibals say, "You know you're not going to live any longer. We're just going to walk to the other side of the camp and get you a fork." The American soldier says, "Yeah, I know, just get me the fork." The cannibals hand him a fork.

The American starts stabbing himself in the chest with the fork repeating "Fuck your canoes, man. Fuck your canoes..."