... start challenging each other on who can be better on taking a kick in the balls. They both bet 100 bucks each, and the American starts. He takes a good run up, comes flying through the air, swings like no tomorrow and lands a kick right on target. The Canadian jumps 2 feet in the air, howling in pain, lands on the ground, coughs up everything he ate and lies on the ground for a good 20 minutes crying. BUT he wakes up, enraged and pumped up ready for his turn.
He takes a longer run up than his opponent and the American says "I lose, keep the fucking money".
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