An American, an Englishman, and an Indian all apply for a job...

All of their qualifications match what the company was looking for with the exception of the language qualification. The company's employer, feeling lenient, decided to make it simply that they had to make a statement using the words "green", "pink", and "yellow".

The American says "Trees are green. Pink is considered a feminine color by many. Yellow is the color of gold." He gets the job.

The Englishman says a sentence very similar to this and gets the job.

The Indian says "The telephone says GREEN GREEN. I PINK it up and say 'YELLOW!?'"

He doesn't get the job.

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