An American, a Russian, a Pakistani, and an Englishmen walk into a bar

The American says "I'm a CIA agent"
The Russian says "I'm a KGB agent"
The Englishman says "I'm an MI6 agent"
The Pakistani says "I'm a newsagent"

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