An American, a Frenchman and a Russian were lost in desert.
As they walked along in despair to find their way out, they found a magic lamp. They rubbed the lamp and the lamp genie came out. The genie said: I can grant three wishes from each of you.
The American made his wishes first: I want money, I want more money and send me home.
The Frenchman then made his wishes: I want a beautiful woman, I want another beautiful woman and send me home.
Then it's the Russian's turn. He said: I want some vodka, I want more vodka, and now I'm board please bring the American and the Frenchman back to me...
As the furious and despite American and the Frenchman walked along with the Russian they found another magic lamp.
Rubbed it and there came the lamp genie. The genie said: I'm the little brother of the genie you've just met and I can only grant two wishes from each of you.
The American and the Frenchman decided to let the Russian make his wish first.
The Russian made his first wish: please give me a lot of vodka.
The Russian then made his second wish: I'm good and you can leave now...
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