An ambitious Chinese man named Hoo Ming wanted to run for president. He understood the problems that Americans faced every day and so he wanted to show everyone he planned to solve it by making it his slogan...

Why isn't it safe...

Because PETA will freak out.

Disney World

Two blondes got in their car and went to Disney World. They came to a...

So Mick Jagger...

The frog decides he wants to buy a nice boat and sail the Caribbean, but he...

Olympic results...

Sailing results: GB have taken Gold. Denmark Silver. And Somalia has taken a...

What was Albert...

MC Squared

What do a pizza...

They both smell it but can't eat it.

Damn Horse

A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy and bring him back to their camp to meet...

I tried ballet,

but I never got the pointe.

So I tried to...

But my computer said it was too short.

Little Johnny's...

And they get to see all the animals. The next day at school the teacher asks...