An Alien lands in the backyard of a man hosting a BBQ with some friends. The alien says, "guys, I'm an alien."
The host goes, "That's cool man, have a beer."
The alien finishes his beer, and goes, "guys, seriously. I'm a fucking alien!."
The host looks at him, "That's cool, have another beer."
The alien finishes his beer, and goes, "Guys. Alien. I'm not from this planet."
The host looks over to a friend of his and says, "Make sure he doesn't have anymore today."
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