Unfortunately there were only 3 parachutes left for the 4 of them.
Barack Obama said “I am the president of the United States, and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of nearly 300 million people, and a superpower!” So he takes the 1st parachute, and jumps out of the plane.
Hillary Clinton, said “I am the future first female President of the United States and I am the smartest woman in the world.” So she takes the 2nd parachute and exits the plane.
The old man kneels down to the young boy and says, "I am old and frail and I've lived many years, you take the last parachute."
The young boy responds, “It's ok! We have enough parachutes. The world's smartest woman jumped out of the airplane with my backpack.”
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