An airplane takes off and the pilot announces that they have reached a cruising altitude of 39,000 feet and that the passengers may use their electronics and whatnot. Forgetting to turn off the microphone, the pilot says to his co-pilot, "You know right now I could really go for a cup of coffee and a blowjob." One of the stewardesses runs up the aisle to let the pilot know of his mistake when an older woman stops her and says, "Hun, don't forget the coffee."
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