Carrying 2 mexicans, a frenchman and a texan. An engine goes out and the pilot says they have to lose 500lbs or they're all going to die. One of the mexicans stands up, says "Viva Mexico!", and jumps out of the plane. Then the frenchman, "Vive la France!", and jumps out behind him. Next the texan stands up, grabs the remaining mexican, tosses him out the door and says "Remember the Alamo!".
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