gets on the mic with the usual "we'll be cruising at x altitude" and "traveling at y velocity" "arriving at" etc etc and finally ending with "enjoy your flight with yada Airlines". Unfortunately he then neglected to shut of the microphone . So the next thing everyone hears is the Captain saying to the co-pilot, " man those last few drinks upset my stomach. You are in charge for a while...I'm gonna go take a shit"... "and Then I'm gonna try to get that stewardess to blow me, so it might be a while..." The stewardess is mortified and quickly runs to the cockpit to inform the captain about the indiscrepancy. Just then an old lady yells "What's the big hurry honey?, he said he was gonna take a shit first!"
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