The farmer answers and the agent says, "I am from the federal farmland agency and I came to inspect your farmland to make sure everything is up to par." "Sure," says the farmer, "Although I would like to warn you to stay away from the piece of land marked with the number 12." The agent takes out his badge and shows it to the farmer. "You see this badge?? This allows me to inspect every inch of your land!" "Ok then, go ahead" replies the farmer. 30 minutes later the farmer hears the agent yelling "HEELLLPPP!!" The farmer looks out to see a bull chasing the agent and shouts back "Show him your badge! Show him your BADGE!"
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