The man says, "Hey doc. We would like to try and have a kid."
The doctor says, "That's impossible at your age."
"I know but we would really like to try and have a kid."
The doctor knows it's not a possibility but he decides to humor the couple.
"Well alright....the first thing we need is a sample to test your sperm count. Take this jar and bring it back to me when you are done."
The couple takes the jar and leaves.
They come back to the doctor and the jar is empty.
"Sorry doc. I tried with my right hand and I tried with my left hand. She tried with her right hand and she tried with her left hand. She tried with her teeth in and she tried with her teeth out. We still can't get the damn lid off of this jar!"
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