Amsterdam

A Girl went up to her mother and asked,

"Mum, is Amsterdam a swear word?"

"No, why?" She asked.

"Is Rotterdam a swear word?" she asked.

"No, why?" her mother repeated.

"Well, I heard little sister talking behind my back after I showed her my lollipop, and she said 'I hope that that lollipop rot her damn teeth!'"

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