I read an article about drones recently. A software development firm was testing drones in the Amazon basin and developing mapping software when they began receiving strange anomalies in the data.
The drones were covering more area than they had modeled in the software.
They couldn't figure out why the drones were exceeding the units per second figures of their graphs.
That's when I realized: Amazon drones are always faster than U(nit)P(er)S(econd) estimations.
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