Two construction workers and their supervisor are working in the middle of a hot summer day. Suddenly, a genie appears and says, "Greetings! I have chosen you three to receive my gift! I will grant each of you one wish; choose wisely."
The first worker leaps up and says "Enough with this shit hole! I wish I was relaxing my new wonderful beachfront home in the bahamas!" and *-POOF-* he's gone.
The second worker stands up, "Wow! I'll take the same thing, but bring my family and our stuff, too!" *-POOF-* he vanishes as well.
The genie turns to their supervisor and says, "You're the last one, what is your wish?"
He grunts, "I want those two back here tomorrow morning."
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