Always credit your source

I called my student into my office this afternoon.
"Your composition writing is pretty good", I said. "But you need to credit your sources for the quotes you use."
"But cher," he started, "a man once said 'It is not the speaker that defines the merits of the words, but the words themselves.'
"And who exactly said that?" I queried.
"lolita69 on Pornhub."

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