Alternative phrases to "Calm your tits"

* Soothe Your boobs
* De-stress your breasts
* Undo the calamity that is your mammaries
* adjust your bust before it combusts
* Give that chest a rest
* Hakuna your tatas
* Dont have a rack attack
* Bring peace to your bosoms

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