A woman is delivering a child at the hospital. Her husband is there, giving her moral support. Suddenly she screams "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!" The husband looks at her, chuckles to himself and says, "You know, I wanted to put it in your butt, but you said it would be too painful"
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