One day, Mr. Dorren's first grade class was learning the alphabet.
One of his students came up to Mr. Dorren and asked to go to the bathroom.
Mr. Dorren said, "First, recite the alphabet."
The student started, "A, B... ... L, M, N, O, Q..."
When he finished, Mr. Dorren asked, "Where's the 'P'?"
"Running down my legs." replied the student.
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