All the workers at the nuclear reactor plant left work. They left a sign at the door. What did it say?

an airplane is to...

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and...

Looking for jokes...

I like this girl and I hear she likes hearing jokes. I need the funniest...

Mommy Test

A mom was out walking with her 4 year old daughter. the child picked up...

A hobbyist...

Indie-cent exposure.

Are you serious

No, I'd have to change my name for that

wife's insisting...

The wife's insisting I quit my job, because she thinks it's cruel we've...

What do tall...

They have no one to look up to.

Meanwhile in...

...balloon prices are plummeting. Experts are putting it down to a poor...

The way you...

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying...

What do you call...

A Decibell.