An Albanian man decides it is time to settle down and start his family. He wants a wife that is a virgin so he begins traveling to find one. The first girl he finds suitable, he brings her to bed and pulls out his dick asks "whats this?" She replies its a dick and he sends her off. This happens a few more times until he finds a woman that calls it "grapes". Considering this an indication of her innocence around men, he immediately weds her and they start a happy life. Now, everytime they are intimate, his new wife refers to his dick as grapes. One day he tells her, "Honey, call it a dick" and she says to him "but a dick is 9 inches and black."
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