Two buddies were speeding through the great state of Alabama when to their surprise, out pops a state trooper and pulls them over. The state trooper approaches the driver side of the vehicle and taps on the window. The driver rows the window down. The state trooper smacks him on the back of the head and ask for license and registration. The trooper then proceeds to write him a ticket and has the driver sign it. But, just before leaving, the trooper walks around to the passenger side of the vehicle and taps on the window. The passenger rows the window and smack the trooper goes upside his head. The passenger says, "What was that for?" The trooper says, "Just making all your dreams come true!" The passenger confused and dazed says, what? Trooper replies, when you get down the road there a ways you're going to say to your buddy,"I wish he would have tried that shit with me!"
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