The pilot of a transatlantic flight going to Ethiopia comes on the speaker system announcing that there was a malfunction and weight needed to be lost in order to make the flight.
The pilot then proceeded to announce that he would be dumping all luggage and cargo to lose weight.
After a few minutes the pilot comes back on the PA announcing that unfortunately the weight lost was not enough and the people would have to be thrown off the flight in order for the others to make it. The pilot said since they were not a racist airline that they would proceed in alphabetical order of race and that people should prepare to say their goodbyes to there family and friends.
The pilot announces that they will start with A. and says all African American people must jump off the plane. A few people jump off and the flight goes back to normal.
A few moments later the pilot says that it wasn't enough and they will proceed with B. All black people to jump off the flight. Again a few people sacrifice their lives for the rest.
The same situation happens once more and the pilot asks for C. all Colored people to jump.
After this, the pilot comes on the speaker system and announces that they will be able to land safely thanks to the lives sacrificed and the weight lost.
An old lady on the flight notices a very big muscular intimidating black man crying on the flight. She asks him why he is so emotional. Since they will be landing soon. The man responds "never in my life have I been so happy to be a Nigger".
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