"It's chilly in here," the wealthy customer sniffed. "Will you please turn down the air conditioner?"
"No problem sir," said the waiter.
After a few minutes, the man flagged the server again. "Now I'm too warm."
"All right," said the waiter. But soon the customer was chilly again.
Finally a patron at a nearby table whispered to the waiter, "I commend you for your patience. That guy is certainly keeping you busy."
"No he's not," the waiter said with a shrug. "We don't even have an air conditioner."
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