A man was hiking, and suddenly he stumbled upon a little house. From the house came an old chinese man, who greeted him and said "you must be tired. Feel welcome to eat and sleep in my house for the night. But there's one thing: If you sleep with my daughter, then i shall punish you three times."
"Fine, thank you" the man said, but then he saw the chinese man's daughter. She was so beautiful, and of course they slept together that night.
Now when the man woke up the next morning, he found a rather huge stone placed on his chest with a note on it:
"Punishment no. 1: Stone on chest"
"That was easy" the man thought, and went over and dropped the stone out of the window.
But as he dropped the stone, he noticed another note on the window frame:
"Punishment no. 2: stone bound to right testicle"
"Well shit" the man now thought, "but I'd rather have a broken leg than a missing testicle" and he jumped ot of the window after the stone.
Now as he was falling towards the ground, he saw a note on the outer wall of the house:
"Punishment no. 3: left testicle bound to bedframe"
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