After take-off, the pilot announces the routine stuff...

... and forgets to turn the mic off. He then turns to the co-pilot and says "oh what I wouldn't give for a coffee and a blowjob from one of the air hostesses!".

One of the air hostesses hears this and starts running towards the cockpit, to let the pilot know that his mic is still on. An old lady trips her and says, "don't forget the coffee, bitch!".

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