After moving to a boring part of the West, what did Sauron say when he spotted gaps around the threshold to his home?

Brunette joke

Q: What do you call a cute guy with a brunette? A: A hostage.

Redneck

you might be a redneck if you fall asleep in the waffle house

So, a priest goes...

...as car is about to be lowered from the lift, priest ask his mechanic:...

Awful pick up line

Are you my big toe? Because i want to bang you on every piece of furniture.

A friend and I...

But the only animal there was a dog. It was a shitzhu.

Want a day off work?

So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There...

Fella goes to the...

Lady meets him at the door and he asks "how much"? "$25" she sezs. "You gotta...

I once had an...

Its a long story, but just bear with me

Welcome to the...

I can see a lot of new faces here tonight, and I've gotta say, I'm pretty...

A man walks into...

A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey. He...