he ran in excitement to give it to his veteran Dad. Little Billy Johnson's Mom was baking a cake; Dad teasing her in the kitchen. Little Billy Johnson ran towards the kitchen, slipped on the rug, hit his head on an end table, dying instantly 83 years later after living a long and happy life with his loving wife and 3 children.
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