After all these years I've finally figured out what Cher was talking about when she said"Do you believe in life after love"

My wife and I are...

That way I can say, "Hey! Leggo of my preggo!"

Wat do you call a...

Wat do you call a Boomarang which when u throw it it wont come back..?? A...

What did the cat...

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

My sense of humor...

But the dragon rises into the potassium nitrate milkshake at sundown. It's a...

I found Waldo

He's Mexican now.

What do you call...

A Dell.

The *real* reason...

He forgot to put speed limits on his highways so the enemy vehicles could...

After the death...

The family have released an online video to commemorate their lives. "Two...

My friend has a...

Its so bad i found him snorting shake and vac off my carpet last...

What's 10 inches...

The sock under my bed