He drinks and drinks, barrels of beer and mead. After some time, he hits it off with a cute local girl and takes her back to Avengers Tower to show her his little Mjolnir.
He wakes in the morning, satisfied, and looks at the girl sleeping next to him. The poor thing is battered, with a busted lip and bruises all over her face and body. He gently shakes her awake and asks, "Are you okay?"
"Oh my god," she says groggily. "Hon, you were great, but a little rough.'
"Well, I *am* Thor!" says the God of Thunder.
***"YOU'RE*** Thor!" exclaims the girl, "I'm tho Thor i can barely thpeak!"
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