...a man comes home and is greeted by his wife who finds that he has slurred speech, is mixing up his words, mixing up his letters and is just generally unintelligible. She gets frustrated and urges him to go to bed. He continues to mumble and seems to be trying to convey something important to his wife, but he eventually gives up and passes out in bed.
The next morning, he wakes up with an awful hangover. Not only does he have a splitting headache, but he smells something gross coming from the kitchen. He manages to get out of bed and decides to go investigate the source of the smell. When he gets to the kitchen, he is surprised to see his wife at the stove with one of his socks in the frying pan!
Man: "Honey, what are you doing? That smells terrible!"
Wife: "Well, when you came home last night, you kept asking me to cook your sock!"
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