A Navy man is finally getting some shore leave but he only has 20 bucks to spend. After getting a bite to eat and a couple drinks he only has 5 dollars left. Really needing to get laid he goes to a whore house and asks the madame what he can get for 5 bucks. She calls down Beulla, an obese 60 year old that smells like every man she has ever been with. The sailor says fuck it and goes upstairs with her. Its dark and he says "its all rough and dry down here I can't get it in." Beulla asks him to wait a second, he hears some loud scratching noises, then shes okay now try it. He slips in like a dream and says "wow its like I'm fucking a 20 year old, what did you do?" Oh i just picked the scabs and let the puss run.
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