The bartender notices him and asks, "Hey Hitler, didn't you snuff it in the second world war? What are you doing here?""
"Yeah, I guess I did, but now I'm back. I've come here to kill six million more Jews and eight anteaters."
"Why on earth would you want to kill eight anteaters?" the bartender asks.
"I knew nobody would care about six million Jews."
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