Here are some real signs found across America.
At a Florida maternity ward:
No Children Allowed
At a Santa Fe gas station:
We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.
At a radiator-repair garage:
Best place to take a leak.
At a Maine shop:
Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices
and workmanship.
In a Pennsylvania cemetery:
Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their
own graves.
At many military bases:
Restricted to unauthorized personnel.
At a long-established New Mexico dry cleaner:
38 years on the same spot.
In the offices of a loan company:
Ask about our plans for owning your home.
On a New York convalescent home:
For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store:
Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.
In a funeral parlor:
Ask about our layaway plan.
In a Maine restaurant:
Open 7 days a week and weekends.
In the vestry of a New England church:
Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual
light is extinguished.
At a Los Angeles dance hall:
Good clean dancing every night but Sunday.
On a shopping mall marquee:
Archery tournament---ears peirced.
In a clothing store:
Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.
On a roller-coaster:
Watch your head.
On a Tennesee highway:
When this sign is under water, this road is impassible.
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