Aches and Pains At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains. My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee, said one. I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee, replied another. I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck, said a third. My blood pressure pills make me dizzy, another contributed. I guess that's the price we pay for getting old, winced an old man. Then there was a short moment of silence. Thank God we can all still drive, said one woman cheerfully.
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